April 22, 2014

I honestly expected more people to unfollow me than have so far. It’s great to see that those of you who stayed actually have a sense of humor and know what a joke is. It’s also possible that some killed themselves before unfollowing me. I hope not, because I would hate to be that douche bag who doesn’t show up at the funeral (Because I wouldn’t). Or, time zone differences may have not allowed you to read them yet. If that’s the case you should ignore this and check out my blog to see what a horrible person I am. Either way, I love you and goodnight.

April 22, 2014

Yeah, what I said was over the top. But you people need to realize- this is the fucking internet. What I blog from behind my sexy brand new iPhone 5S screen holds literally zero clout in life. It means nothing, just like your life. And if you take offense to anything I say, you probably deserve to be made fun of. A lot. What I’m trying to say is it is not actually possible to offend someone. You can be offended but it is entirely your fault. You can anon me with hate and I would love to tell you about why I am so much better than you. That’s all.

April 22, 2014

If I had touched on rape and cancer that would have been a lot funnier. My apologies.

April 22, 2014

I lost two followers today, and I originally thought that it was because I said I am better than you and you are all raging faggots. I don’t actually have a second opinion as to why I lost them because quite frankly, you are all poor liberals who should have been aborted. Stop cutting or making yourselves throw up and get a job.

April 22, 2014

As you have probably noticed, I’ve been on here a lot less often lately. There’s been speculation as to why- I’m depressed, doing too much ecstasy, or actually have friends. While those ARE all true and valid, the real reason is I am realizing how much better I am than all of you. So sip on that for a while and enjoy spending your life on the internet, queers.

April 22, 2014
tulipsnbeer:

Haha I’m so fucking lame.

tulipsnbeer:

Haha I’m so fucking lame.

April 21, 2014
"Why do we struggle to breathe a more righteous breath when all end up in the same place?"

— Love (2012)

April 21, 2014

Lol this is why I don’t talk to girls.

April 21, 2014

(Source: hanahanarobinchwan, via sometimesalwaysforever)

April 21, 2014
Regrets

Fucking up a good thing hurts for a lot longer than one would expect

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